Short and sweet one today diary! People often ask really stupid questions. Lately Friday afternoon has been crackpot central for Lisa and I. This beauties were asked last Friday.
Customer: *looking at the line on the menu that says “main items not available till after 5pm”, please note it is currently 4pm* “So…can we order off this mains section?”
Me: “um…no”
HEY YEAH YOU CAN, WE JUST PUT THAT LINE IN THERE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
Customer: “The killer pot pie, is that a pie?”
Lisa: “umm yes”
NAH, WE JUST CALLED IT THAT TO FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD, IT’S REALLY A SALAD
The saddest part about this? Both questions. Same table.
Aaaahhhhhh!
Love Carrie xoxo xxxx
